DSA Capital Drag Pageant

[studentloandebt]

To celebrate Pride Month, the DSA Capital is hosting a drag pageant! Gather your wigs, assemble your make-up, zip up your suits, because this night will be glamorous.

• Nations can submit up to three contestants.
• Contestants can be human, A.I., or sapient animal. These will not influence their final scores.
• Contestants can do any type of drag; drag queens (men dressed as women), drag kings (women dressed as men), faux-drag (men dressed as drag kings and women dressed as drag queens), and all other forms of drag.
• To submit a contestant, you must give the stage name of the contestant (here are some examples of well-known drag queen names) and you must say what kind of drag the contestant is doing.
• Submissions will be open from June 1st-June 7th. The drag pageant will occur on June 8th at the Terlibe Theater on 15th Street in the DSA Capital.

[Ovskiland]

Ovskiland would like to enter 2 competitors, 1 man and 1 woman.

Our drag king is an elderly man of sixty-eight. Stage name: Arthur Itis.

Our drag queen is a spritely woman of twenty-six. Stage name: Fudge

[taliand]

Taliand will enter the lovely miss Tali Abyia (24) she is a drag queen and taliandes pop star

[studentloandebt]

SLD enters with 2 drag performers;

Faux-Queen: Duchess Dayum
Drag Queen: Porcelain Noir

[Deleted]

Slotheria would like to submit one drag queen. Nyle Baqri, stage name Ms. Tery, is our 4 year old male Sloth, and the hottest(both physically and in popularity) drag queen in Slotheria.

[Deleted]

Vermontopias is submitting the fabulous miss Lira Mi'raj (21).
The young queen describes herself as the amalgamation of cheesey turkish soap opera divas, Cardi B and all the pageant girls from her hometown.

[studentloandebt]

Hello! Welcome guys, gals, and non-binary pals to the first annual DSA Capital Drag Pageant here at the Terlibe Theater! We got some of the best drag performers this rat hole of a city could produce and you all are gonna sit there and applaud it. We're starving tonight and we can only eat attention so open your wallets and give some food to these starving people who wish they were orphans. 

Our contestants come from many walks of life. We have Arthur Itis, Fudge, Tali Abyi, Duchess Dayum, Porcelain noir, Ms. Tery, and Lira Mi'raj, all here to shake their junk, answer questions, and try and make you as sexually confused as possible. We have four categories tonight; interview, swim wear, talent, and evening gown. 

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Interview

Drag Performer	Score
Porcelain Noir	50
Fudge	50
Arthur Itis	49
Lira Mi'raj	48
Ms. Tery	47
Tali Abyia	45
Duchess Dayum	43

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Swim Wear

Drag Performer	Score
Lira Mi'raj	49
Duchess Dayum	49
Fudge	48
Ms. Tery	47
Arthur Itis	46
Porcelain Noir	42
Tali Abyia	40

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Talent

Drag Performer	Score
Arthur Itis	49
Tali Abyia	48
Fudge	48
Ms. Terry	46
Porcelain Noir	45
Lira Mi'raj	41
Duchess Dayum	39

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Evening Gown

Drag Performer	Score
Porcelain Noir	50
Ms. Tery	49
Tali Abyia	49
Duchess Dayum	46
Lira Mi'raj	46
Fudge	45
Arthur Itis	42

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Now it is time to crown our winner! The winner of the First Annual DSA Capital Drag Pageant is the glamorous Fudge!

Drag Performer	Score
Fudge	191
Ms. Tery	189
Porcelain Noir	187
Arthur Itis	186
Lira Mi'raj	184
Tali Abyia	182
Duchess Dayum	177