Dekksian-Syvian War

[Dekks]

Meme-EO Fhour Twinties the 420th of Dekks, his cabinet, and the Dekksian legislature have recently decided to go to war with Syvis to commemorate the rule of the Meme-EO's memey but brutal relative Kaiser Fhour Twinties the 69th of the Dekksian Empire and to take revenge on the debacle that was the Syvian revolution.

Whyret Urhaert, the Minister of Defence, has made some positive statements about the upcoming war: "Our military is substantially larger than that of Syvis, our technology and funding is superior, and we already have alot of knowledge about the country itself due to fighting alongside it in the Syvian Civil War."

Vorhe Rietsheyrte, the Minister of Foreign Affairs, shares this sentiment: "This will be an unique oppurtunity for Dekks to show off it's military supremacy, gain economically valuable land due to it's existing environment we could exploit, and a gut feeling we have here that's telling us that the rest of the Democratic Socialist Assembly will not strike back for this specific war."

If this war does go through, it will be the 1st between 2 nations in a long time and may set the tone and change the course of DSA history.

[Dekks]

Considering that the Dekksian military has 123585OOO personell, and that Dekks will be using the standard percentages for my branches, that means that Dekks have nearly 25 million people in it's air-force, 75% of those people (18537750 troops) will be deployed to start the offensive against Syvis, our main goal in the first offensive is to destroy Syvis' environment with biological and chemical warfare, strong acids to errode the lands, nuclear wastes to affect the water supply, deadly plant diseases to erradicate the flora, genetically modified rabid animals to destroy the fauna, a smaller portion of those planes will be used as fighters to defend the other planes, and as bombers to bring destruction to population centers.
We hope that the result of this operation will be many casualties in the Syvian army through destroying their bases of their supplies, and creating a hostile environment for their soldiers that Dekksian soldiers are more accustomed to.

[Dekks]

We're also building minatiure shelters where the residents of syvis can be safe for up to a year as we don't aim to kill innocents here, if it senses any metals however it explodes, this is to make sure that their military doesn't get their hands on this.

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After an emergency session of the Korolevian Parliament condemned the Dekksian government and reaffirmed Korolevian military neutrality, Foreign Ministry spokesman Ivor Karavic today announced an offer on behalf of the Korolevian government to host negotiations in the Korolevian capital, Sergeigrad, in an effort to bring this ugly debacle to a swift and ideally bloodless end.

[Dekks]

Dekks ends the war and is sending all it's planes back home